I found the following job offer online and thought some of your readers might be interested:
"Position Available: Commissioner of Department of Natural Resources."
Position reports directly to Governorisimo Francisco Franco Murkowski.
Duties include managing state resources and public lands to provide highest possible yield for longtime Murkowski supporters, eliminating opposition within DNR to Murkowski policies and saying 'yes' whenever instructed.
The successful candidate will be a teamplayer with a demonstrated ability to operate a paper shredder, a documented history of overt contempt for public and legislative processes and an impressive record of campaign contributions to Murkowski. Reflexive talent for puckering lips upon sighting of Murkowski's backside a plus.
Personal integrity, ability to think for oneself and knowledge of legal issues surrounding use of public resources not necessary and may in some situations result in immediate termination of employment.
To be considered, applicant must already have contacted Murkowski through personal connections at the Governorisimo's office phone number: 907-IAM-KING, or submitted resume and further campaign contribution to P.O. Box 666, Junta, AK 99999.
Note to applicants: Visa and MasterCard accepted. Governorisimo Murkowski does not take American Express.
The Governorisimo Francisco Franco Murkowski Administration is an Equal Opportunist Employer. Lickspittles encouraged to apply.