LIBERAL 23RD PSALM

Jeff "Mario" Smith
Guerilla Reporter
Aug. 8, 2004

1. The media is my shepherd; I shall not think.

2. He maketh me to lie down in green environmentalism.

3. He ruinith my soul; He leadeth me in the paths of lefitsm.

4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of lies, I will fear no truth, for thine media be with me.

   Thy CNN and thy Washington Post, they comfort me.

5. Thou preparest an anti-war protest before me in the presence of mine patriot enemies; thou anointest my head with propaganda; my brain runneth over.

6. Surely inequity and godlessness shall follow me all the days of my life; and I shall dwell in the house of the devil for ever.