MEN ARE SO EASY

Submitted by Chris Schmidt
Feb 19. 2004

Actual personal ad which ran in the Atlanta newspapers.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.